Apr 13, 2006

Rantings and ravings (censored)

Statutory warning: Explicit language. Skip reading if you are too cultured

Bangalore is shut down because Rajkumar died. People have burned vehicles, blocked roads and closed markets. The so called silicon city of India, hub of the new face of india, home to the most 'happening' population of India. Tum sab kannadio ki !!&&**%. When I was in blore, there was a 7 day riot because Rajnikaant had come and during a speech, someone from the crowd abused him. This started a riot between !!&&**% Kannadis and !!&&**% Tambis that shut down the city. What the !!&&**% is the problem with these rasam guzzling !!&&**%? And the media! If this had happened in Kolkata, the channels and papers would have been full of how bandhs have ruined Bengal. When it comes to Bangalore, its 'genuine and spontenous outpouring of grief'.

Sehwag said 'Ganguly is history'. !!&&**% doesnt remember those days when Ganguly voluntarily broke up the most successful opening partnership (between him and Sachin) so Sehwag can open. !!&&**% does not even have the performance platform from which people like Dravid can dare to speak from.

Salman's lawyer has said killing a black buck is equivalent to killing cows, pigs, goats, fishes and chicken for eating. I am sure he will get a lot of support from the !!&&**% cow belt and from that !!&&**% Maneka. In India, the concept of animal protection is ludricious. So we have wild elephants destroying crops and forcing people to starve and people multiplying more than rabbits and eating up all forests. Maneka pass a one family one child law first u !!&&**%.

US has sounded a warning to Brazil to control deforestation in Brazil. Those !!&&**% are the biggest consumers of power. Cities are lit up 24 !!&&**% hours a day, heaters are on 12 months a year, they have started screwing up the Antartic for oil exploration digs and they dare lecture others.

Vivek is taking his wife to Vaishnodevi. Saale ko bola upar pohuchke ek friendly push de dena, saala gussa ho gaya. Take decisions and become pro-active, else stop cribbing.

Buss.

5 comments:

ankan said...

Man! You are funny!

Shuv said...

shaant gadadhari bheem shaant..since ankan is has posted under a user name i assume he meant it as a compliment (hopefully..). otherwise, the anons of this world prefer to do their battles behind the safe anonymity that the net (un)fortunately provides..welcome ankan.

ankan said...

vikas...as shuv said..shaanti!shaanti!

btw..it was a compliment.....and i think shuv knows why i found it funny ( as u said, my blog is too serious :) )

just an aside.....i was planning to move back to india asap, but tumne to dara diya yaar!

Shuv said...

ankan..DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! loky isko samjha yaar..we all know how it feels to be 20000 kms away from home..but coming to india is NOT the option..best of both worlds is singapore, malaysia or thailand. the place is good and u can commute twice a month if u want. think about it..

Anonymous said...

what exactly are you upset about?