Watched Spielberg's Munich yesterday. It was a landmark event of my life as I have redefined my career path after watching the movie. Here's what I will do:
1) Become a CIA agent
2) Go undercover in the middle east - Operation Brown Mongoose (to kill Osama)
3) There will be 73 million dollars deposited in a numbered account in Banque Nationale de Suisse for operational expenses.
4) I will take out the money, come to India and invest in MF, blue chip equities and real estate.
5) I will return to Dubai (didnt I say middle east before) and stay undercover for a year
6) When the 73 becomes 125 million dollars I will return to India and cash in.
7) I will go back to Virginia and tell the CIA ops head that I was unsuccessful and return 81.76 million dollars (principal plus 12% interest).
8) I will come back to india and invest 41.24 million dollars in MF, blue chip equities and real estate.
9) I will buy a maruti swift and a pair of Police sunglasses.
10)I will then retire and concentrate full time on my blog.
If you see any snags guys please point them out to me. I am serious!
Apr 21, 2006
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Rip where your.. Here is something u can Rip apart.. But r u comfortable with numbers so I will stay away..
As for Munich.. Its a must watch.. Another Spielberg genius.. And Eric Bana has won my vote for the second best Superman (no offences to Christopher Reeve.. nobody will ever match him)
eric bana is amazing! i loved him in troy as well..
by the way..i have deliberately left out 2 million from my calculations..so all u guys better get in my good books if u want any share of the gravy..
i want a breakup of the 2 million, jus to be sure as to the amt coming my way
my CA is in bloody china from where he cannot access my blog. my financial consultant got married in march and has stopped visiting the blog under wife's instructions. i am stuck. i need help and advice about the 2 mill.
hey shuv!sorrryy maan i was really going to 'rest in peace'(that was a nice one);it seems it just wont be possible as lomg as U are there.
i'm finding u very very...very interesting.(if u dont mind that word.)i know you do.ha!ha!
u must be looking real cute when u r angry boy!(just a guess by looking at your sons photographs!)
He is SUCH an adorable sweetheart!!
Shuv, one thing beats me,first u create a blog,then there comes a 'comments'section(obviously),then u welcome other peoples comments,then Rip van winkle comes in,then everyone gets busy ramming rip van winkle,you r happy about it as the number of comments drastically increases(according to you),then u fire poor Rip van Winkle out of your blog for giving his comments,and now..
YOU THANK EVERYONE FOR POSTING THEIR COMMENTS!!!WHY DO U THINK THEY POSTED SO MANY COMMENTS?
what is it with u man?doyou want comments or u dont want comments?or r u interested only in numbers?
oh yeah, that reminds me,what is this 413 comments shit man!r u a govt office clerk counting comments or what?or is there a "no.of comments in a blog" winning competition going on?
if i were u , i would be more interested in UNDERSTANDING and FEELING my friends comments or arguments rather than counting the numbers.
anyway best of luck u post office clerk!
i thought we had decided on no personal comments...hindi me bolu kya raand ki aulad?
thanks for being so kind and understanding.i knew u would understand.
just onething,raand ki aulad bhi aulad hi hota hai yaar.
what is it that is making you lose your cool sooooo much bro?
so,from now on only goody goody stuff right?
the problem with you shuv is, you go on insisting for a REPLY.
and, i dont belive in replies.
A reply has its own limitatations.it never allows you to speak your mind.
I believe in COMMUNICATION.
remember the scene from Deewar?where sashi kapoor goes on asking "bhai,tum sign kaarogey yea nehi?"and AB goes on saying "pehle ush aadmi ka sign le aao..."
What do you think was happening?
Sashi kapoor was going on asking for a REPLY,and AB was simply trying to COMMUNICATE.do u remember the frustration on Sashi Kapoors face? I see the same frustrations in you bro.
you are looking for straight answers.
THERE ARE NO STRAIGHT ANSWERS.
a person who is trying to communicate knows no RULES.
i'm NOT giving an interview and you r NOT my boss.
DROP the nonsensense shuv,and try thinking why the only resort you have is abusing a stranger?
try communicating dude.Yeah i know you'll need a little more thinking for that..well..
dear rip uncle,your 'smile for the sake of smiling'sounded to be a nice idea.
how about 'appreciating for the sake of appreciation' sound to you?
just want to tell u onething bro..you need only two spoons of sugar to make a cup of tea. Going on pouring sugar just bcoz u HAVE it,will eventually spoil the taste of the tea.
Dont spoil the taste of this blog.
i personally feel your words would be absolutely different if you had known shuv in person.
but
unfortunately you seem to be someone who has spent all his life trying to prove what HE is rather than finding out what others think of him.
we need all kinds of people to make this world i guess....
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