Sayantani wants me to write something funny. Being the serious person that I am, I cant think of anything funny at the moment. So I will tell her a small story.
So what happened was that there was this family. Handsome dude, sexy wife and a smart 6 year old son. And they go to the zoo on a nippy Sunday morning and the kid has the time of his life. They come to the elephant enclosure and the father tells them to wait there while he gets something to eat.
The elephant was in heat and was standing there with a gigantic hard on. The boy spots the appendage and tugs at his mother's T shirt and asks her 'mom, mom look!! what's that coming out of the elephant's stomach?'
She looks and gets all red and tells him 'that's nothing. look at the tigers'.
'What nothing?' he asks. 'Look at that. Something is coming out of his stomach!'
'I told you its nothing', she snaps. 'Keep quiet!'
The bewildered kid decides to ask his dad. His father usually talked to him in a language he could understand. So, when the father returns with the chips and sodas, he sidles up to him and whispers 'dad! what's that?'
Dad looks and tells him 'that's the elephant's dick son'.
The kid asks 'then why was mom saying it was nothing?'
Dad says 'son..to your mom, even an elephant's dick is nothing'.
Apr 16, 2007
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13 comments:
Right out of a Santa Banta book. A typical physical Delhi joke.
samjha nehi yaar
delete kar de it is too cheap.
Yes Vikas is right. And you should do it before Sayantani sees it
you are offending my intelligence. by funny i meant amusing. not inane. when i said your posts made me laugh i meant the sarcasm, the wit, the irony in them made me laugh. shuv, what's wrong with you?
i am really sorry sayantani. would u pls pls forgive me?
its wierd but i liked this post. seems like i am the only one!
its official scout...we really are blood brothers.
i was asking him to delete my comment.
forgiven...but your comment sounds like you are truly having second thoughts about my sense of humour!
hahaha!!! i liked it.
great!
is this the same kid who shows his middle finger at a wedding?
Different ending:
Dad says "Son, of course mom says that's nothing. She's been spoilt"
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