I am thankful to the media. Thankful to the news channels, to the papers, to television..to everyone who somehow manage to save me at the last moment whenever it looks like i might shake off the comatose state and do something constructive. If you have read the last post you might have started getting worried that maybe finally i would wake up and do something..here's what's been happening over the weekend:
1) riots in mumbai becos someone painted thackeray's wife's statue black..buses have been burned, trains stopped and traffic disrupted...there's the Mumbai Spirit for you...2 days after the city was innundated and people waded thru shit to reach home.
2) surdies fighting amongst each other in ludhiana..akali dal faction fights...all the hockey stick 'interactions' live on tv
3) neighbors pouring ink over a 60 yr old professor because he is having an affair with his 22 yr student (covered EXTENSIVELY over 6 hrs in all news channels)
4) patient comes to AIIMS and docs are on strike..patient has 60% burns..not admitted..but reporters cover him, sitting outside the hospital, waiting for treatment..they dont take him to another hospital..oh no..they wait....and sure enough..the guy succumbs from his burns..and NOW, they are taking on the system and the administration.
5) guy threatens immolation over some fucking issue (i am least bothered, dont even remember)..time and date fixed. media reaches there, cameras on, guy immolates, dies, cameras rolling, 3 days of debate, lamenting the system.
6) bombay blasts..people walk home, smile on camera, people staying overnight at stations, food getting served, picnic atmosphere..BOMBAY SPIRIT!
FUCK INDIA! WE ABSOLUTELY DESERVE WHAT WE HAVE. CONSULTANTS!!! MAIL ME.
Jul 13, 2006
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Dada je ekkebaare angry young man ;-)
Naukri.com thakte consultants keno?
Whenever I hear the shit about the Kolkata - the seat of culture, or Bombay - the city with indomitable spirit - it makes me want to puke. I would take the shallowness of Delhi or the placid 'don't care' of Bangalore over these two any day. (Actually I would choose those two ONLY if burning hell wasn't among the choices)
I have seen this kind of self-back-patting among New Yorkers too. However, when I look at 99% of the specimens in cities like this and administer my "would I choose this person to be shipwrecked on a deserted island with" test, they all fail miserably.
The middle class in India (and in most of the rest of the world) is dead. We are the taxpayers, the literati, the nose to the grindstone idiots who want our children to be doctors and engineers. We are the rotten seaweed that floats up on shore.
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!
Personally, I have always thought that the Naxalites had the absolutely right idea about West Bengal in general and India in particular. If we don't get something like that at the national level soon, India is finished. And if anybody from big brother is reading, FUCK YOU TOO!!!
wow! sounds moving to Austraaaaliaa was a good decision ,cant find anything wrong with people or place here apart from the fact that finding a job in a small city like Adelaide is the toughest thing.some applaudable things are:-
1. the only high they get in life is fron alcohol.
2. primary aim in life of australian is to drink,eat and drink eat some more.
3. secondaty aim is to love a sport and not be fanatic about it and find ways to just relax.
4. they give 4000$ to parents for everychild born and the govt. pays dole for doing nothing to citizens.
Nobody watches news here.
think people.
bishu: noukri.com is for fucking indian companies who i am sick of. consultants as in people based abroad who will get me contract jobs. if u know of any let me know.
dd: DNA transplant is the only answer. nothing else can change this bloody place
vikas: aus sounds quite unidimensional and boring the way you have put it. i am sure if u settle down and look around u will find better things to do.
And amidst all this the India story continues. People in Mumbai think if it bombed in Bangalore people would have reacted differently. Crazy nerds.
First you fuck up a city and then you create a sense of brouhaha to make outsiders forget that. I have met a few goats (humans have brain and perception) who commute 3 hrs everyday and like it. Can life be so frustrating and so hopeless.
Mumbai loves the flood, the bomb and any other reasons to spring back to life. At other times they are just walking talking dead bodies.
Shuv,did you ever try putting your desired destination country's name in the location textbox on the job search form in naukri.com. There are hell of offers,atleast that's how it used to be about a yr back.
If you are looking for a job in Singapore (pay might not be as attractive as US/UK,but still much more than avg sal in India) lemme know I can be of a lil help.
good dig on our pathetic media.
" neighbors pouring ink over a 60 yr old professor because he is having an affair with his 22 yr student"
this is the most shittiest news i have seen. what's the wrong man? you can wear low cut and read the news, whereas a man cannot fall in love? bull-crap.
and mumbai spirit, man...what a lie. people have to move their ass because there is no alternative, and not because it's a spirited march...
good writing, enjoyed it.
koushik: u hit the nail on the head. those fucking kupomonduks have nowhere to go and nothing to do..so the mumbaikars excuse for their lack of options is the SPIRIT.
bishu: i am all yours..just send me a mail id where i can send my cv..
ghetu: thanks man. coming from u thats a big compliment.
dear shuv,what brings happiness to you is an absolutely personal choice.you cannot set rules for others about how they should enjoy themselves maan!!
in fact the more you think of the others´ , the more u shall remain agitated. just remember no one has the time to criticize you so much the sardonic way you criticize others!!
dont waste your time bro!
Good day !.
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