Jul 26, 2007

Thou shalt not cheat

We heard the key in the lock just as we were getting under the covers. White faced, I scrambled for my clothes and shoes lying scattered around the room while she made a dash for the door.

'I am home', the sonofabitch called out, from the living room, taking his shoes off.

'Under the bed' the bitch hissed at me, wrapping a towel around her before going out to meet him halfway. I had no options left. The bastard was bigger than me, and on top of that he was some bloody treasurer or something in the apartment complex. I knew what would happen if I got caught. At best, they would thrash the shit out of me and parade me around naked on the Gurgaon streets. At worst, they would call Aajtak or some such nosey parker motherfucking channel and blacken my face live on national TV. So..I dived under the bed.

I hate being under beds. Even when I was kid playing hide and seek I didnt like them. I hated cobwebs, cockroaches and forgotten junk. I hated the claustrophobia. I hated the smell. And in this case, I hated having to lie there hearing the groans and pants.

Because, nympho bloody bitch that she is, the escapade had made her horny. I saw their legs as they entered the room and then predictably, saw the towel slide to the floor. She giggled playfully and I saw one of her legs start rubbing the bastards pants.

'I am tired darling', he said, and I mentally cheered. But..the bitch was not to be denied so easily.

'A quick one sweetheart', she whispered, guiding him towards the bed, 'I need it badly'.

'You always do', he protested, as I rooted for him to stand up and be a man, 'but you also have to realise I just back from work'. But it was too late. As their weight settled on the bed, I watched aghast as one by one his discarded clothes started floating down on the floor. Soon, she was moaning and he was groaning, and then the bed was shaking and creaking and it started becoming so fucking unbearable that I started toying with the idea of trying to sneak out.

But I had underestimated the bitch. Just when her frenzied screams gave me a glimmer of hope that she was getting done, a hand snaked down and grasped my privates. I mean it was bloody unbelievable! The bloody woman was trying to fondle me while she was bloody shagging her hubby and I was just supposed to bloody lay down and bloody take it? Who the bloody hell did she bloody think I was? But my bloody dick has a mind of its own. I mean it actually quite exciting and all, and soon it was too late to resist and I gave in.

We all were done soon after that. I mean this communal orgasm was pretty ridiculous! It would have pretty funny if I had seen it on TV but at that time I wasnt laughing. She kissed him and said 'That was the best darling. Wait for me while I take a shower...and then we can do it again'.

We both groaned. She went in.

'You can come out now', he said, and I almost had a cardiac. I tried to make myself believe that he was talking to his wife, but I knew.

'Come out unless you want me to call the security', he said again without raising his voice, and I knew I was finished. With as much dignity as I could muster, I came out bare arsed and stood in front of him like a bloody kid caught stealing candy.

He measured me up very slowly and thoroughly and gave a satisifed grunt.

'You'll do', he said, lighting a cigeratte. 'From now on come here every Saturday afternoon..2-4PM..else your wife gets an anonymous call'.

I was hugely relieved. Fucker was a pervert who got off watching his wife getting screwed!! This was turning into something very good, I mentally gloated. Grinning I started putting my clothes on till I remembered something.

'Boss you forgot something..she goes to her kitty party thingies on Saturdays', I reminded him kindly.

'I know. You will come for me. Why do you think she sleeps around like a slut? I dont like women. But you will keep both of us happy'.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

hmm..nice.. another James Hadley Chase on the make...

...i hope your fantasies do come true...someday....till then..u know what.

ghetufool said...

lol!!!!!! exactly like my favourite writer 'bichitrobirjyo'.

S said...

you are making me quasi gay phobic! what's with your posts on gay men??!! christ! [anup did this to you? ;)]
but it DID make me laugh! :)

Scout said...

hmm... not what i had in mind u would write...

Shuv said...

rip: thnx..chase was one of my favourites..by the way..what makes you think my fantasies havent come true yet?

ghetu: havent heard of the gentleman..is he from 'mastram'?

sayantani: if i am a closet gay how does that give u gay phobia?

scout: what did u expect? i can write an ode to you if u want. its the latest thing..called on demand blogging

Anonymous said...

shuv..dear...i'm getting a bit worried about you....you know...generally.

...how was the guy?

Shuv said...

i will know tomorrow rip..thanks for the concern though..

kaushik said...

zzzzzzzz........

Shuv said...

zzzzzzz?? dont tell me you didnt read between the lines and identified all the hidden factors!! let me list them for you u silly boy:

1) the 10 commandments
2) sex and the city
3) games children play
4) phobias
5) games adults play
6) marital problems
7) state of law and order in haryana
8) state of indian electronic media
9) skyrocketing bisexuality in indian metros
10) lengths people go to to avoid their wives' wrath.

u disappointed me koushik.

S said...

it works this way...u come up with these posts and have so many closet gays answer back and i realize just how many there are and i'm worried about ogling men and them not ogling back coz they are gay! do u see my point?!

ghetufool said...

he is the mastram of calcutta.

Shuv said...

sayantani: in my case u need not worry..if u ogle me i will ogle back with compounded interest.

ghetu: in that case i will consider your comment as a compliment of the highest order.

Vikas said...

Is he gentle? lucky bastard.

Gypsy said...

lucky lucky you! two to go? ;-)

Shuv said...

its been a good month gypsy..they have a dog also.