Jun 13, 2007

What some women don't understand

is that, for some of us enlightened ones, sex is a form of worship. When we say we want to have sex, and the bill has not yet arrived, it doesn't mean we are desperate, or deprived or perverted or chauvanists or anything. Its just that we are so in the throes of this deep religious awe, surrender and worship, that our expressions of submission and supplication need outlets..whatever the cost or the outlet.

One can't be hyocrite when it comes to religion, can one?

21 comments:

Vikas said...

we can never get our point across mate, i stopped trying a long time back.

kaushik said...

I guess so. You remember 'American Beauty'? The wife reminds him of the sofa. For me sex is the purest form of being. But women make it an impure act. But alas we need to women to indulge in this act of worship.

Shuv said...

all women are bastards.

Anonymous said...

hahhahaahah.............hope this statement "all women are bastards " satisfy ur male ego.If you guys cant respect women pls dont disrespect them.Dont ever try to judge with your thought process.FYI sex is to be enjoyed and if you guys cant satisfy someone that is bloody your problem.Women dont make it an impure act but you guys dont know the sensitive and delicate part of it.For you guys its a body which will respond to your needs.Shame on you guys.

Shuv said...

this is fucking priceless!!! thank u thank u thank u anon for brightening up my day.

kaushik said...

Shuv: U shouldnt have made the bastard comment. It plain politically incorrect and it gives people reasons to be happy. So dont in future.

Anon: Have you ever had sex with a dead body. I havent. But I can imagine. Its like having sex with a prostitute. So while you fuck the prostitute she/he thinks about when will this get over and she/he can count the bills. Its the same thing when the wife things about the Sofa.

Do you get Shuv's point. Sex is like worship. And when you worship you dont think about anything else.

Vikas said...

Kaushik, shuv as i said we can never get our point across. I do understand women's plight, they want men to think and feel like them and men want them to think and feel like us. Both of which will never happen. the sad part is we understand what women want and are okay with it but women think what we want is IMPURE and spend their lives calling us bastards or MCPs or what not.

Anonymous said...

Kaushik ...thanks for correcting shuv regarding his comment.I agree with you sex is to be worshipped and performed with passion.Do you guys really do your regular activities with passion?Im sure if you understand and handle women in sensitive manner you need not use the words like sofa/prostitute/dead body.Try once you will find your partner responding to you the way you want it to be.But you need to be clear that your not bored with your partner .............if so then anyways you wont be able to make her understand what you her looking for.

Vikas....are you sure you are ok with what women want?No one thinks it is impure only your activities at times make women feel that they are object to be used.

Shuv said...

i am ready whenever u r anon

Vikas said...

i am sure i am ok with what women want.
I am also OK with paris hilton going to jail and Pakistan losing in first round of world cup and USA increasing the defence budget and Australia deciding to adopt Kyoto protocol.

The reason why i am ok is SAME for all the above and i am sure.

kaushik said...

Anon: I guess the other anon will be grateful to you for having pitched in. She was getting hysterical.

Since you are talking of personal experience I can only talk about mine and surmise about others. You know the Venus part of my palm is pretty swollen. So passion is a god gifted thing.

I guess that was the whole point of Shuv. About the passion part. You dont think of the sofa linen in those moments.

As for partners, it depends on how many you have and what excites you. Here we were talking about the act of sex and not about our chosen partners. So i guess you are digressing. We were on generalizations. But if we want to get personal I dont mind.

But should we suffer others with it considering that you married and have a wife.

Anonymous said...

All this reminds me of the following from HOTWPI:

Dole Office Clerk: Occupation?
Comicus: Stand-up philosopher.

Dole Office Clerk: What?
Comicus: Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human existence into a viable and meaningful comprehension.

Dole Office Clerk: Oh, a *bullshit* artist!
Comicus: Hmmmmmm...

Dole Office Clerk: Did you bullshit last week?
Comicus: No.

Dole Office Clerk: Did you try to bullshit last week?
Comicus: Yes!

My personal addition to that is something that should be (if it is not already) a commonly used acronym on all blogs and great thoughts clearinghouses - WTFAYTA?

S said...

oh shuv! the comments on this post are priceless!!!!!

Shuv said...

dd: could decipher till 'what the fuck are you thinking'..is that the right track? for ignorants, dd's reference was to Mel Brook's History of the world part 1. After No entry it probably is the greatest movie ever made.

sayantani: arent they? once in a while i deliberately slip these posts in..the comments they elicit are just incredible.

Anonymous said...

dear shuv,it is said..

Men become emotional as a result of being sexual and women become sexual as a result of being emotional...
Now, thats a trick played by the existence on human race.
nothing much we can do about it.. can we?

Vikas said...

Shuv: now you want the credit for good comments too Cynical b----

kaushik said...

Amen. And the next one please. RIP, ANON 1, ANON2 all are welcome.

Shuv said...

vikas: all comments apart from yours

rip: its disgusting..but i am actually glad u r back.

Anonymous said...

hey kaushik, whats the matter with u maan?

is this the way you greet an old friend?

its real nice to be with u guys once again.

Gypsy said...

hey shuv..i think the comments on this blog deserve more thought that your post itself..hehehe
but seriously...not ALL women are "not enlightened"..

Shuv said...

gypsy: thats heartening to know