Nov 6, 2006

By a bong, on some bongs, for all bongs

Amazing post!!!! Enjoy!!

9 comments:

kaushik said...

And what about Dugga Poja.. Doest every bong spend the whole year waiting for that..

This post needs a standup ovation

Anonymous said...

dudhorsho likheche! sudhu bujhlam na purotae satire kina! otherwise ekti 'aadorsho bangalir' protichchobi.

aaro du akta add korley mondo hobey na..the hypersensitivity encircling
manik babu,ritwik ghatak,film festivals,book fair,dover lane conferences,santiniketon and ofcource 'wanderlust'..true for any real bengali.

M (tread softly upon) said...

I think this was written by dhoomketu and appeared on his blog and has been making the circles since :) I put it on the Kolkata blog but removed it after I found out that it had already been seen and read.

Shuv said...

can you tell me the URL m? lots of people who have read this are eager to know who this genius is!

M (tread softly upon) said...

http://dhoomk2.blogspot.com/2006/04/bong.html

sure is a genius :)

Shuv said...

thanks m!! finally i have something to do in office!!

Anonymous said...

dear shuv,
Nice post.bengalis as i've understood are a fascinating blend of extremes:

to site some..
they r the most analytical (capable of analysing practically anything from 'spielberg to botticelli' and still manage to be the most emotional ( all at the same time.
you might still find him crying at the AB's dying scene in Sholay)

the most gourmand(will simply melt by the sheer mention of 'eelish maacher paturi'or 'chingri maacher malaikari') and.. the most prone to dysentry (trade mark of a true 'royal'bengali)

they remain the most travel freaks and the most hypochondriac of all the communities in india
(everyone is either a doctor or a patient..sometimes both and they posess the emmence talent of remembering the names of any doctor or their prescribed medicines better than any 'non-bengali' med.representative anywhere in india!)

they r the most poetic and.. the most political at the same time! (simply have no idea how they achieve this!!)(an equal enthusiasm and exitement can be sited when a bong is discussing pablo neruda,ghatak,jibonanondo,ganesh pyne and....hold your breath..MAMTA Bannerjee!!!!

bongs r also the most rebellious and the most cowardice(most of the time)(believes in solving almost anything by the simple process of.. 'debating'..unless severely insticated.)and r a great protagonist of 'gandhigiri'much before munna bhai hit the market.

extremely intellectual and are extremely passionate about football!.... (intellectuals and football usually dont go together u know..this has also surprised me for long years now)

kolkata bongs thrive as lowest income community with the highest spending affinity(its amazing how much a bengali will spend on food, books and travelling!)and how much less his savings can be..

and finally,people with the most conservative lifestyles and the most progressive outlook.
(specially bong females! u must hv noticed how punjabi guys fall helplessly for bong babes...i dont blame them)

its true things r changing a bit now with globalisation and stuff...but still.. way to go..bongs will be bongs and happy to be the same.

Shuv said...

good points RIP

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