May 17, 2007

Conversations

Canteen - 10:30 AM

Girl: God I hate that slimeball! The way he looks at me makes my skin crawl man!
Boy: Yeah..he is a total frustrated arsehole yaar!
G: I mean, like, if his eyes had hands all the girls in this office will be walking aroung nude.
B: Well thats the only way he will ever be able to undress a girl anyways.
G: Doesnt the fuck realise how obvious he is? Cant he bloody make out that all girls are aware of his roaming eyes?
B: Chutiya thinks thats the way to get a response.
G: Yeah right! Like a kick to his balls.
B: Haha...be careful though! That might make him think that you want to be physical with him!
G: UGH!! Whats with guys anyway? Why the fuck do they always have to think with their dicks? Cant they fucking view women in any other position except lying under them with their thighs open?
B: Hey come on! Dont generalise man! I accept that most of the fuckers are like that. Its how they have been brought up, what company they mix in, what kind of sexual experiences (or lack of) that they had..
G: Maybe you are right..i mean i am totally comfortable with you. i just hope those fuckers learn something from u dude.
B: Yeah, well, one can only hope..shall we go?

Pub - 7:30 PM

Boy1: Abey saale aaj G se saath bohut khusur fusur kar raha tha behnchod?
Boy: Kuch nehi yaar aise hi.
B1: Shut up man..bol na behnchod kya scene hai.
B: Abey sahi maal hai baap..do teen din me aa jayegi khopchi me.
B1: Boss tu bhagwan hai.
B: Saath saath reh beta bohut kuch sikhega.

19 comments:

ghetufool said...

why are you undressing men in public?

Shuv said...

all men are bastards.

Scout said...

FINALLY.. the men admit!

Vikas said...
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Vikas said...

hahaha men are simple bastards and women are conniving bitches. no point starting a gender attack here, we all know both are DIFFERENT. So rather than abusing lets live with mars venus reality.

ghetufool said...

men are bastards? what do you mean? are you labelling women as whores?

Shuv said...

all women are whores in bed..someone's famous quote. let me do a google search and find out.

Anonymous said...

DISGUSTING.

S said...

is this "disgusting" bit from moon?sounds so much like her! but c'mon, we do it too, so let's not act righteous about this!

Shuv said...

how i love these anons!!

Anonymous said...

Women are not whores, but men are b..... coz they cant stick to one .Variety is the spice of their live.Disgusting thought process.

Anonymous said...

Typo error "Variety is the spice of their life"

Vikas said...
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Shuv said...

vikas: retype pls..

Vikas said...

Right said anon.i will kill every man on this earth because women cant take the fact that they are different and men can never be like women.

kaushik said...

Sayantani: The anon is not mun (not moon). One thing about her is that she doesnt do much anon. But I cannot agree more with you. No wonder some women 'do'.

S said...

ahem ahem...:) most women "do", but a lot of women, including myself have done, will do what shuv's been blogging about. :)

Vikas said...

hmmm the age of equality among sexes has come

kaushik said...

Sayantani: See I knew it. Sometimes I am right too. As for most 'women'. Depends what you demarcate as 'women'.