KNOCK KNOCK
Who's there?
Death.
What do you want?
What the fuck do you think? I have come to take you.
Where?
What are you? The dumbest motherfucker in the world or something? I have come for you..your time is up.
No.
What? What the fuck do you mean no? You think you have a bloody choice or something?
No..i meant i am not the dumbest motherfucker..in fact i am not a motherfucker even.
DEATH GROANS Let me try and explain this to you fuckface. You are about to have a heart attack. And that will be the end of you. Then we will go together to the Other Side.
Why?
WHAAT? Because I say so dickhead..now get the fuck up and get ready for that attack. What are you doing?
Pudin Hara..its good for acidity..just had some chest pain..must have been the vada pav i had in the evening. So what were you saying?
EVIL LAUGHTER Thats not acidity you dung brain..Prepare for the end!
Wait...LOUD BURP Aaah! That was better..Oh sorry..excuse me. You were saying?
Enough!! Its 9:15. Time up stink face. Let's go.
Lets go lets go..so much in hurry all the time..one of these days you will get a heart attack..ok baba ok..i will come where you want to take me..i know what this is..must be those hidden camera programs..but i am too smart for you. Wait!! just let me watch the news headlines for a minute. Ok?
DEATH SIGHS AND SITS DOWN. MAN TURNS ON TV AND STARTS FLIPPING THROUGH THE CHANNELS ONE BY ONE..DEATH'S FACE TAKES ON A GREENISH TINGE
No..no!! Stop that! How can you watch that? Please..for satan's sake! Please!
Huh! What happened? Some new joke? Haha.
No no no..please! I will leave! If this doesnt kill you I dont stand a chance!
Leave? Are you crazy! Just wait for the next program! It will blow you mind!
DEATH CONTINUES WATCHING AND SUDDENLY THERE IS A LOUD BANG AND HIS HEAD EXPLODES. A PUFF OF SMOKE AND HE IS GONE
Strange fellow. But good special effects. I wonder which channel it will come on.
MAN CONTINUES FLIPPING CHANNELS
Apr 9, 2009
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9 comments:
was the man watching mumbai attack coverage?
budget, terror attack, NZ series victory, elections...does it make a difference when it comes to news channels?
well written dude...hmm you mean watching TV can be a sure way of defying Death..??
...and I was about to sell off my television out of sheer disghust...!
..bro u saved my life..ha..ha
Reminds me of ...
BeRal said "Maaaow maaow ..."
JeThamoshai said "Maaa maaa ..."
Next day, the cat was found dead, JM survived.
Sorry guys, inside joke :-)
hmm change of profession required :)
amazing, rarely you show shade of brilliance in writing or may be i am too drunk or may be in lou with you.
scout: whose? your's or the angel of death?
vikas: all of the above.
ha ha......a humourous one!
vikas: rarely!?! he is ALWAYS brilliant.......
trisha..hmmm..ghetu is that u?
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