By now hopefully all of you are glued to this genius. If you are not, please start immediately. Please navigate so that you start at the beginning and then move forward.
After ages, finally here is a desi who has a killing wit combined with a vivid imagination. And he has captured the imagination of blogsphere. Combine that being the guy who has made SRFK forget to shave his white stubble before appearing on television..well i think i have become a lifelong fan.
And if you want the cynical sign off..here's the cloud behind the silver lining. A guy who has sent cricket and bollywood (yes, bollywood AB) into a frigging tizzy deserved to be rewarded hugely. But those doors are closed to this poor bloke. In order to earn money he has to divulge who he is so sponsors can pay him. If he does that he will no longer be in a position to be privy to any of the inner gossip.
Sad for him. But for us, I wish he would go on forever!!
Apr 23, 2009
Apr 9, 2009
A Spooky Tale
KNOCK KNOCK
Who's there?
Death.
What do you want?
What the fuck do you think? I have come to take you.
Where?
What are you? The dumbest motherfucker in the world or something? I have come for you..your time is up.
No.
What? What the fuck do you mean no? You think you have a bloody choice or something?
No..i meant i am not the dumbest motherfucker..in fact i am not a motherfucker even.
DEATH GROANS Let me try and explain this to you fuckface. You are about to have a heart attack. And that will be the end of you. Then we will go together to the Other Side.
Why?
WHAAT? Because I say so dickhead..now get the fuck up and get ready for that attack. What are you doing?
Pudin Hara..its good for acidity..just had some chest pain..must have been the vada pav i had in the evening. So what were you saying?
EVIL LAUGHTER Thats not acidity you dung brain..Prepare for the end!
Wait...LOUD BURP Aaah! That was better..Oh sorry..excuse me. You were saying?
Enough!! Its 9:15. Time up stink face. Let's go.
Lets go lets go..so much in hurry all the time..one of these days you will get a heart attack..ok baba ok..i will come where you want to take me..i know what this is..must be those hidden camera programs..but i am too smart for you. Wait!! just let me watch the news headlines for a minute. Ok?
DEATH SIGHS AND SITS DOWN. MAN TURNS ON TV AND STARTS FLIPPING THROUGH THE CHANNELS ONE BY ONE..DEATH'S FACE TAKES ON A GREENISH TINGE
No..no!! Stop that! How can you watch that? Please..for satan's sake! Please!
Huh! What happened? Some new joke? Haha.
No no no..please! I will leave! If this doesnt kill you I dont stand a chance!
Leave? Are you crazy! Just wait for the next program! It will blow you mind!
DEATH CONTINUES WATCHING AND SUDDENLY THERE IS A LOUD BANG AND HIS HEAD EXPLODES. A PUFF OF SMOKE AND HE IS GONE
Strange fellow. But good special effects. I wonder which channel it will come on.
MAN CONTINUES FLIPPING CHANNELS
Who's there?
Death.
What do you want?
What the fuck do you think? I have come to take you.
Where?
What are you? The dumbest motherfucker in the world or something? I have come for you..your time is up.
No.
What? What the fuck do you mean no? You think you have a bloody choice or something?
No..i meant i am not the dumbest motherfucker..in fact i am not a motherfucker even.
DEATH GROANS Let me try and explain this to you fuckface. You are about to have a heart attack. And that will be the end of you. Then we will go together to the Other Side.
Why?
WHAAT? Because I say so dickhead..now get the fuck up and get ready for that attack. What are you doing?
Pudin Hara..its good for acidity..just had some chest pain..must have been the vada pav i had in the evening. So what were you saying?
EVIL LAUGHTER Thats not acidity you dung brain..Prepare for the end!
Wait...LOUD BURP Aaah! That was better..Oh sorry..excuse me. You were saying?
Enough!! Its 9:15. Time up stink face. Let's go.
Lets go lets go..so much in hurry all the time..one of these days you will get a heart attack..ok baba ok..i will come where you want to take me..i know what this is..must be those hidden camera programs..but i am too smart for you. Wait!! just let me watch the news headlines for a minute. Ok?
DEATH SIGHS AND SITS DOWN. MAN TURNS ON TV AND STARTS FLIPPING THROUGH THE CHANNELS ONE BY ONE..DEATH'S FACE TAKES ON A GREENISH TINGE
No..no!! Stop that! How can you watch that? Please..for satan's sake! Please!
Huh! What happened? Some new joke? Haha.
No no no..please! I will leave! If this doesnt kill you I dont stand a chance!
Leave? Are you crazy! Just wait for the next program! It will blow you mind!
DEATH CONTINUES WATCHING AND SUDDENLY THERE IS A LOUD BANG AND HIS HEAD EXPLODES. A PUFF OF SMOKE AND HE IS GONE
Strange fellow. But good special effects. I wonder which channel it will come on.
MAN CONTINUES FLIPPING CHANNELS
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