The experiments were over. Mice, guinee pigs, chimps had all responded as they were supposed to. His lifetime's efforts, sacrifices and back breaking work had come to an end. And tomorrow he would be the most controversial man in the history of mankind.
He would be revered by 2 billion people and vilified by the other 2. But in the end, he was sure they will all pay homage to him. Because he had discovered the elixir of true happiness. And no one who was happy would be able to deny the fact when it will be in front of everyone to see. In one swipe, 90% of global problems will be gone. For he had discovered the ultimate pill. And it was called Manlinex.
The fundamentals behind this were always simple and for everyone to see - increase of testosterone would lead to male symptoms. The challenges were dual - how to restrict the symptoms to only affect behavior and attitudes, rather than having physical effects. And the second was how to achieve all this through a single dose achieved by a single pill (that can be administered surreptitously to an unwilling patient), rather than a long drawn out clinical process. And that was what all these years of research was about. And he was ready for the first human test case.
Everything was in place when his wife returned from work that night. The mood lighting, the soft music, the diamond bracelet and the glass of wine with the dissolved pill. He had absolutely no doubts that the pill would work and he was not wrong. The night was probably his best with his wife - where they polished off the wine and migrated to whiskey, and Richard Chamberlain gave way to Led Zep, and the living room was strewed with empty pizza boxes and cigerette ash, and the sex was uninhibited and raunchy and physical.
After it all, he laid a content and happy man. Not only for himself, for the incredible success, adulation and money he will get, but also for the millions worldwide who will live happier lives.
He felt his wife move beside him. He sat up and saw her getting ready to go out. Rubbing sleep from his eyes he asked 'Where are you going? Its almost midnight!'.
'I will be out with a few friends..will be late. You lock the door behind me', she said as she sailed out into the night.
Jul 9, 2008
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7 comments:
bloody that's women liberalisation pill. please don't use it Dr. X. please please don't. all the MCPs like the writer and this reader of this blog will kidnap and kill you if you do so. it's an open letter dr. x, just as you got screwed and mistook it as nice sex, harmless men will be exploited more now by your creation. bastard you invented something that was of no need, as if the females have less deadly weapons in their perusals. nonsense. i am pissed off.
haha..there, there...now dont go and have sleepless nights ghetu..
what fun he would have knowing his wife is out for the night. Give me the pill....
superb! dr x, pass on some my way way please. :D
thanks s! u r already a cool dude man! u dnt need any.
hmmm, i know, i tend to do these guy things. much more fun than being a simpering lady really!
oh, what imagination man! dr.X where art thou?!?
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