Jan 18, 2007

Those bloody racist goras!!

Look at what they are subjecting poor poor Shilpa to!! So what if she is getting 4 crores to sit in a room? And how does it matter if the whole concept of the show is to have people gang up on each other and eliminate contestants one by one? How dare they subject her to racist abuse?

So what if she is from bloody Bombay, filled with those bloody ghatis and shiv sainiks who want to throw all bongs out? And who can blame them? The bloody bongs are a bloody lazy and parochial lot. And they also want the Gujjus and Panjus out, because those baniyas control 85% of Bombay. And dont forget the bloody biharis and bhaiyas from UP who make up for 97% of the auto and taxi drivers and daily wage labourers. Come to think of it, throw out all the bloody kannadis as well. They make up about 98.2% of all waiters and cooks in the eating joints. And the bloody backward castes, throwing the city in disarray on Ambedkar's birthday or if someone damages his statue. And throw out all the kattus man..all of them are Paki sympathisers and harbor ISI agents in their homes.

And how dare the brits be racist towards us? Our culture goes back 5000 years when they were living in caves. All goras are fucking with each other all the time. Fathers raping daughters, mothers fucking milkmen..thats what they are. And dont get me started on the blacks. All of them are drug dealers. And all black males use their huge black tools to entice innocent white women and fuck them. And can you trust the bloody hispanics? All bloody illegal immigrants, stealing jobs from honest ctizens. And the bloody chinamen, all coming from Taiwan, Vietnam, Cambodia and Japan and all those Chinese countries and making china towns and creating trouble.

But, all that is besides the point. How DARE they subject Shilpa to racial abuse??

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

dear shuv,trust me on this, yours is the best comment i've come across regarding this totally nonsense episode.(of ALL that i've read or seen on the T.V).

just one thing...u know what watching these kinds of stupid shows actually turn us to be?

a Peeping Tom...(and thats NOT good i guess...)

Scout said...

you sure have a way of putting your point across :)

ghetufool said...
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ghetufool said...

the 'body' got a boost to her falling apart career. apparently she said she wants to marry now. well, i am ready.

very nice piece shuv, your cynical best.

Anonymous said...

hahaha Excellent post. i loved it

kaushik said...

Ghetu wants to marry Shilpa Shetty. I want to sink alteast 2 Malayalees, 1 Tamil right now...

Shuv said...

rip: welcome back. agree with u that rio is heaven on earth..but i dont have any options there as of now.

scout: some day i will buy a AK57 to make my arguments more forceful.

ghetu: thanks for the compliment dude. as a reward u can have her.

vikas: thanks. as a reward u can keep the WC this year.

koushik: any of these sinking objects female by any chance?

kaushik said...

No I have never come across a female who has wronged me.. For me females are only females when we talk of Mallus, Bongs, Gujjus we are only talking of men.

Anyone even slightly disagree.

As for Rips peeping Tom. How many of us can honestly touch our hearts and say we didnt peep into our next door neighbours bedroom or toilet.

S said...

hahahaha! i love it! the post AND the comments. go ahead and quote me if you want...coz i'm itching to pay back the compliment!